Kevin

Kevin
Kevin is the son of the Queen of the Fish and an unknown father ( Possibly Clair, hmmm? ). He was born one fateful, stormy night in 2017, right inside a clogged and close to an overflowing toilet (keep in mind he was born to a fish) in a high school bathroom. It was not that big of a surprise that he came out Asian, seeing as the Queen of the Fish actually originated somewhere on that side of the globe.

Kevin spent but only 2 and a half minutes in the toilet, as Fat Hobbit was nearby (He spent a lot of time at this school along with Vincent, looking for a girlfriend since he got caught and arrested for hangin around the elementary school playground). Fat Hobbit sought revenge towards the Fishy Queen after what happened in Montevideo, now was the perfect time to strike...

With the atrocious precision of a true ginger, Fat Hobit flushed the clogged birthplace of Kevin, causing both mother and son to get caught in the start of the sewage pipes. luckily for the Fat Piece of Sh*t though, one of Kevin's tootsies was still visible in the mush filling of the toilet. He tugged on the bambino's lil leg until he couldn't no more. Thancc God for the lube all up in that bowl, otherwise, Kevin probably would still be stuck to this day.

So, Fat Hobbit got Kevin out of the toilet and as fast as his lardful body could (which as you could imagine, was not very fast at all and actually quite slow), he brought the baby to Dark Master 420. Kevin is nowhere to be found, and the Fishy Queen and the squad will continue to search for the Asian until he is found.