Military Recruitment Agent

The top recruiter in all of the world, Military Recruitment Agent, born, Military Recruitment Agent, is more renowned than any other person, so much so, he is known simply as, Person. He was a world renowned sniper, in his dreams of the Vietnam War. Boy, he still has flashbacks. But who are we kidding, he weighs more than a lion. He was born more than a whale. Got to give it to him for losing so much weight.

Anyway, people often mistake him for Santa Claus. He is often portrayed with Ocean Blue Irises, however his eyes resemble cornhusk green far more closely.